Pripyat Boutique Lipsticks

If you're looking for a reaction, or even to cause a meltdown, these are the shades for you. A critical addition to any collection. Under UV light, they mimic the oxidizing or ionizing glow of certain radioactive materials without breaking your Geiger counter. Bold, neon, matte finish. Please note: absolutely nothing radioactive was used in the production of these lipsticks. We learned our lesson about that. Grab a stick and party like it's 1986.

(shout-out to the liquidators, firemen, engineers, doctors, and helicopter pilots that risked or received fatal doses of radiation to minimize the damage caused by the explosion of reactor 4. I think we all owe you a drink.)